Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Does Jennifer Aniston Hate This Picture?

This image is circulating around the internet thanks to Jennifer Aniston's Facebook page. So, let's start there. Aniston isn't a fan of social media. In fact, Jennifer Aniston is not on social media. There are Arabic posts on the page as well, and as far as I know she doesn't speak Arabic.

This should have stopped everyone there. But, not everyone does their homework.

Secondly, the image is not a new image. I've personally traced it back to 2009 and read that it may be as old as 13 years old. I read that it is a photograph taken in 2000 by Ed Freeman, a photographer and a gay man.

According to _

According to Wikipedia, the picture you see to the right was taken in the early 2000’s by Ed Freeman. The person posting this picture under Jennifer Aniston’s name is making it sound like it was taken after the recent Supreme Court ruling. This is not true, it was taken years ago. This flag has also been sold online for years at sites like Getty Images.

The person impersonating Jennifer Aniston also posts videos in Arabic by a person named Ahmed Deedat. His own scholars have accused him of being Anti Christian/Anti any religion other than Islam. Furthermore people on his own facebook page have accused him of spewing hatred against Christianity and they also claim to of have tried to get him suspended.

PLEASE research. Never just sit back and get force fed bullshit then bend over and vomit it out for others to see. LEARN. 

Monday, June 29, 2015

Dear Ted Cruz - and any other uptight Conservative Christian Bible Thumping Moron who opposes EQUAL RIGHTS

In light of the law passed by SCOTUS last week, the internet (and life in general) is in abundance of bible thumping so loud my body is vibrating.

The stupidity abounding is so affluent, that I've had to wear my Cloak Of Common Sense in conjunction with my Cape Of Reality. I never wear both at the same time to ward off the stupid, but this week it's been a dire necessity.

Today, I pen a letter to  many....the stupid, the stubborn and the unbearable loud for no reason. One is Ted Cruz, but includes Dan Patrick and Michele Bachman, among others.

Ted Cruz and I went to rival highschools. I remember that plea he made to possessing alcohol as a minor. And another incident involving senior pranks. He covered for you fellow hijinxers. Covering the wrongdoers? Tisk Tisk. Bad decisions in the 80s hasn't stopped. Has it?

Dear Ted Cruz,

How can you justify backing someone who refuses a marriage license for a gay couple over religious freedom and disagreeing with our government giving gays HUMAN RIGHTS? You choose religion over humans?

The First Amendment states that "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion". Guess what? Not every marriage is based in religion.

People like you cry about this being an unfair law because it disagrees with your religious freedom (which we ALL do not share). But we are ALL human and homosexual couples are overdue for EQUALITY.

You said you wouldn't back a person denying a mixed couple a marriage license. Right? Because that isn't a religious issue. Right? Neither is homosexuality. WHO YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO IS NOT A RELIGIOUS ISSUE EITHER! BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS!

Get over yourself. Stop talking. You, along with a lot of other bible thumpers and conservatives, are looking like babies who's pacifiers were taken away.

But, let's just for a moment, humor you and your religious rights to other people's marriages based on the bible. Ok? The Bible's definition of marriage is confusing and contradictory. For instance, one man and one woman? Nope. Polygamy, a practice that was embraced by prominent biblical figures Abraham and David, was rampant throughout your holy book.  Many bible passages mention not only traditional monogamy, but also self-induced castration and celibacy, as well as the practice of wedding rape victims to their rapists. The rapist would have to marry who they raped, but not only that. They can pay off the girls' fathers with silver. Lovely. Do you support rape too then?

You, among others, have made a career out of using the Bible to justify opposition to hot-button topics like same-sex marriage or abortion. People like you aren't interested in the truth or the complexity of the bible. You are looking for one ancient sound bite to convince people what you want them to believe. Anyone who argues that the bible speaks plainly on one issue, especially something as complicated as marriage ... hasn't take the time to read all of it.

You want to fight in the name of religious freedom? Ok. Go after Christians who eat fish and bacon. Attack those wearing multiple fabrics. Arrest women not covering their heads, or in the least cut all their hair.

Also, I've been thinking that you need to add to your platform. I think if you add construction, which means more jobs!, of Lady Buildings. That way, all ladies having their monthly bill can be just corralled up together until they're done bleeding. That way, everything they touch (which is  unclean and impure) can be burned together. What do you think? Do you put Heidi aside during her time? I hope you don't touch her. Impure! Unclean!

I also think you should not only try to stifle gay rights, but go after those who try to protect children. Child slavery is a good thing! Well, according to your bible. You may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance. You may treat your slaves like this, but the people of Israel, your relatives, must never be treated this way. Leviticus 25:44-46

But, if the police and society followed your bible to the letter, you'd not be here. Any son who disobeys their parents are to be stoned. I mean, certainly your parents told you drinking or possessing booze underage is wrong. Right? Why didn't they stone you? Shame, shame. Bad BAD Christians!

Do you check every man's penis on the regular? I mean, ANY penis that is cut is an abomination. Did you have a circumcision? How do you hang? If it's cut...sorry, you are not allowed into the kingdom of the Lord.

And finally, the definition of marriage. Christians say this law is redefining marriage. Guess what? It's already been redefined by man a LONG time ago. It's NOT redefined by this law. Not by a long shot. We don't live biblical marriage today, do we? Time changes things and we evolve, while the book stays the same.

Thank goddess you people don't take the bible as serious as you pretend to. We'd all be in big trouble.



Sunday, June 28, 2015

Baby Powder Bath Bomb in Action!

The Bath Bombs in the store are awesome...the scents, relaxation, sparkles, colors and fizzies! I love making them as much as people love using them! The Ooh Baby Baby FizzieBlitz is a favorite!

This week, a little princess used some of the Baby Powder bath bombs with sparkles. She even sent me a video!


Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Beard Oil

Beard oil is a MUST to keep your beard looking (and smelling) great! It conditions your beard hair and your skin! It also acts as a natural cologne!

Monday, June 22, 2015

Sunscreen Stick

I have to share a review of the Sunscreen Stick I just got. I'm a pale chick, so a great review coming for a fellow pale chick is worth sharing!

"OMG!! So lady it works great. I was out in the sun all day on Saturday, I got a little bit of color. Then, we went out on the lake for a few hours last evening (when you are in a boat on the lake the chances of burning is much greater due to the reflection off of the water) and I am not burned, and my tan lines are minimal. This product is pale skinned white girl approved."

Body Soap

Handmade and all natural body soaps are great and very beneficial to your skin. All natural ingredients and no chemicals or fake preservatives added!

Check them out!

Friday, June 19, 2015

Sunscreen Stick

Summer is here! Fun in the sun! Oh, and crispy sunburnt skin! PROTECT YOURSELF!

Sunday, June 7, 2015

Apple Roses

I want to be a good baker. I always try. And when I try to put together a beautiful comes out just OK.  My cakes are edible. My cupcakes are palatable. But I want everything to look SO CUTE!

It hardly ever happens. But today I got a step closer to CUTE.

Apple Roses.

Seriously. How cute does that sound?!  And they taste like mini apple pies. Oh my god, y'all. Come on!

Now...this is NOT hard. I mean, I did it. So you know it's not difficult. It's just time consuming.

I made half a recipe of pie crust, because I just wanted to SEE if I could do this. My recipe made 4 apple roses. With the little left over, I made a little tart.

For the Pie Dough :

2 1/2 cups  all-purpose flour
1 tablespoon sugar
1 teaspoon salt
2 sticks  unsalted butter, cubed and very cold
1/2 cup cold water, plus more as needed


(I make my crust in a food processor)

In the bowl of a food processor, combine flour, sugar, and salt; pulse to combine. Add butter, and pulse until the mixture resembles coarse crumbs with some larger pieces remaining, about 10 seconds.

I then take the dough out and put it into a bowl. I slowly add some water and mix with a wooden spoon. You want it a little wet, but not at all liquidy.

Divide the dough ball into two. Wrap each in plastic wrap, and chill for at minimum one hour (this allows the water to fully hydrate the dough, making for a more cohesive product that's easier to roll out).

Then I got a couple apples.

Cut them in half.

Core them.

Slice them VERY VERY thin.
(Pay no attention that I didn't)

I took a lemon, and squeezed it into a bowl.

Then added some warm water.
The lemon keeps them from turning brown.
The warm water helps make them pliable.

Mix some cinnamon and sugar in a bowl.
I didn't measure this. 
Whatever I have leftover, goes into a tupperware for
cinnamon toast!

Take the dough out of the fridge and roll into a 
rectangle on a floured surface.


I took a pizza cutter and cut about 2 inch strips.
Line up the apple slices on top of the strips.

Sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on the dough and
fold up the bottom half of the dough.

Start at one end and roll them up.

The naturally make a ROSE!

Put them in a greased muffin tin.

 This is the extra that I made a tart out of.

Put them in the a 375 degree oven for 45 minutes!

They're like mini personal apple pies.
They're DELISH and SO easy!

Also, take a virtual trip to my store to check out the bath bombs
and soaps I'm making!

Also NO Skeeter mosquito spray!
All Natural, Y'all!