condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.
Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.
when the baby’s face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.
the people who think your children are wonderful even though they’re sure you’re not raising them right.
a woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.
a small body of water that draws other small bodies into it.
One who asks if the kids want ice cream.
the art of spacing your children the proper distance apart at the dinner table, to avoid a food fight.
The gift your kids give you. Even when it’s not your birthday.
what you call your child when you’re mad at them.
what toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
how we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.
the first word spoken by children with older siblings.
when your life was still somewhat your own.
what you do to your first baby’s pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby’s pacifier by blowing on it.
none of the kids that live in your house.