I'm forty years old now. I think I've learned quite a few things in life. So, I'll share them with you to save you some time.
Making your bed is a waste of time.
Make up the rules as you go along.
It doesn't matter who started it.
Just keep banging until someone opens the door.
There is no good reason why clothes have to match.
You can't ask to start over just because you're losing the game.
It's more fun to color outside the lines.