Friday, February 24, 2012

Michael Berry-Gay Bar-Hit & Run-BERRY PAYS

Now, I'll make this short and sweet.






Berry was accused of being in a gay bar.


Berry kept us waiting a week, after hiring an attorney he 'came clean' and said YES it was he in that bar...because he was thirsty.


Berry was accused of a hit and run.


Berry never said anything about it. His Berry-ite Sheeple have defended him to the death.


Well, morons, guess what?


BERRY IS GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS AS BROUGHT TO US BY KPRC (even though he's not admitting guilt, paying for damage to a vehicle he didn't hit, but the victim felt he did.....in my eyes is an admission).






The $2,000 check came with a letter from Berry's lawyer, who said that Berry wanted to make it right "if" the victim or prosecutors felt that Berry was responsible for the wreck. Basically, Berry get's to write a check without the actual words 'I Am Guilty' being voiced. But we all know, he's guilty.  Only his blind sheeple will still be on his 'side'.  Berry will play the 'It was the right thing to do, because I'm an awesome human and felt bad for the delusional bouncer who thinks I hit his car' card, 


Awesome job, KPRC for breaking this story and showing Michael Berry in his true light - a criminal, racist, redneck, gay basher, liar, blamer, whiner moron. 


If it drinks beer in a gay bar like a duck, wears 5 o'clock shadow going to the bathroom in a gay bar like a duck, is accused of hit and run like a duck and pays for said damage on the hit and run like a duck - IT'S A DUCK, by God. 



4 comments:

Anonymous said...

What a spineless worm. All that crap about hit piece, there's two sides to every story, smear campaign, He's coming after everyone telling all these "lies"...bogus. Anything to make this go away and not further expose this gutless douchebag for the fraud that he is is exactly what he and is lawyer will do. Now its proven.

Perhaps now maybe all his brain dead followers will STFU and quit blaming everyone who reported or talked about it. If they don't feel duped and completely stupid and embarrassed right now, well then there's just no hope for them.
Karma's a bitch, isn't it?

Billy Hale said...

oh Jeebus...it's so rich...This complete fiasco has left me sputtering on the floor like an electroshocked baboon, ITS SA GOOOOOOD...Thank you for your contributions!

You know who gives a flying monkey squirt it was a gay bar? MIKEY. That's why it's so fun people keep saying GAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAY BAR since it's clearly Kryptonite to his flimsy facade. Hell, all the hubub has me and likely about any sexuality-secure male not adverse to a trip to TCs for a couple of Shiners and dig the scene of the stupid crime, if not actually catch a funny show...The bar's GAY? Who cares?, and more importantly who GIVES a shit!?

But Mikey's recent onair panic attacks over it indicate just how twisted up he is inside of his pasty pipedream of waking up to find himself a Fox News millionaire swinging dick with a NYT bestseller... Christ, the poor simp doesn't even SOUND the same now. Kinda took the timbre out of his voice; it's tragicomic to hear him try to butch up and pretend like he's not been nutted.

Can't you just seem him with a mirror before each show: "I'm Right enough, I'm straight enough, and gosh darnit, Clear Channel likes me!"

Dano said...

I never liked the turdblossum from the get go. Though he was full of shit. When it looked like we were finally rid of his phone arse, somebody throws him a radio bone....the SOB pre-empted the real deal on AM & I had to go to sat radio to be rid of the flake. Hope H-town finally gets ride of this ruby skippered wizard of a joke!

John Coby said...

And yet KTRH (Keep The Rightwingers Here) continues to air his crap. Pretty sad that Berry sells in houston.